Could you please wake up, I want to have morning sex…

askinnyblackman:

things i used to laugh at

  • actual jokes

things i laugh at now

  • yard sard

flappypussyz:

when you type “fuck” but accidentally put “duck”

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mymissus:

moosekingofhell:

Forever wondering if I am contributing to a conversation by using my own experiences or being self centered and rude.

Thank god for this post.

sabistuki:

STOP. This is the police, you’re under arrest for being too cute. Now, put your hands where I can hold them.

awwww-cute:

Synchronized waking up

awwww-cute:

Synchronized waking up

louisvbag:

thats probably using up so much of her energy

louisvbag:

thats probably using up so much of her energy

"That’s why it’s love—it’s unconditional. Whether you commit a mistake or a hundred, I would still love you. They say the most romantic kind of love is the unfinished kind. The kind that will forever burn and mark your soul."
Chasing Imperfection (Pamela Ann)

methvevo:

should i message them again or am i just being really clingy and annoying: a life story by me

agonizingtheorist:

You know what I hate? When people get pissed off when you tell them you don’t want them to touch you. Like excuse me, I don’t actually want you to touch my arm. I don’t want a hug right now. I don’t give a shit if you’re family. I don’t care if the phrase “I don’t want to be touched” puts you off. Just don’t fucking touch me.