The lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.


I made a terrarium with all my succulents uvu
I put little figures in it too, a couple of cats, a mouse and a bunny
Also a picture of my grandparents fish pond


"ur eyeliner is 2 thick"



"i dont like short hair on girls" yeah well i dont like short dicks on guys but here u are


One time this boy in my math class ate an eraser

it was last week

i am seventeen years old

the class was A.P. calculus

  • tumblr staff: [takes huge bong hit] lets just... lets... you know what we need... lets just change shit



I think we all need an aggressively positive spider friend in our lives

aggressively positive spider


my mom went to high school with jamie lee curtis and one time they both got caught smoking pot together and jamie told the teacher it was my mom’s and my mom was suspended and jamie lee got no punishment so think about that next time you want some activia

the laxative yogurt lady fucked over my mom